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Our German Forefathers Had A Very Kind Religion. They Believed That, After Death, They Would Meet Again All The Good Dogs That Had Been Their Companions In Life. I Wish I Could Believe That Too.

When A Man Says He Approves Of Something In Principle, It Means He Hasn't The Slightest Intention Of Carrying It Out In Practice.

One Day The Great European War Will Come Out Of Some Damned Foolish Thing In The Balkans (1888).

Politics Is No Exact Science.

Anyone Who Has Ever Looked Into The Glazed Eyes Of A Soldier Dying On The Battlefield Will Think Hard Before Starting A War.