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The Man Who Has A Girl In Every Port Is Not A Sailor But A Wholesaler.

Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much Jewelry Is Vulgar.

Las Vegas Is A Resort Whose Two Chief Sources Of Income Are Seven And Eleven.

It Takes Far More Courage To Violate A Custom Than A Law.

Egocentricity: The Vanity That Makes You Wonder What People Are Thinking About You When They Are Really Wondering What You Are Thinking About Them.