We Cough Because We Can't

Women Flirt To Keep Their Stock High, Men To Get Somewhere.

What's For Dinner Is The Only Question Many Husbands Ask Their Wives, And The Only One To Which They Care About The Answer.

Neurotics Are Sure That No One Understands Them, And They Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way.

We Come Late, If At All, To Wine And Philosophy: Whiskey And Action Are Easier.

God Is Less Careful Than General Motors, For He Floods The World With Factory Rejects.