We Don't Even Know If

I've Been To The Leaning Tower Of Pisa. It's A Tower, And It's Leaning. You Look At It, But Nothing Happens, So Then You Look For Someplace To Get A Sandwich.

When We Get Out Of This, I'm Gonna Shove My Fist Right Into Your Ass, Hard And Fast Not In The Sexual Way! In The 'i Am Pissed Off' Sort Of Way.

A Bad Salesman Will Automatically Drop His Price. Bad Salesmen Make Me Sick.

Of Course I've Got Lawyers. They Are Like Nuclear Weapons, I've Got Em 'cause Everyone Else Has. But As Soon As You Use Them They Screw Everything Up.

I'm Shooting In Brooklyn, We've Got All Kinds Of Crap Going On, And I'm All Alone Now In A Big Hotel Suite That You Can't Believe The Size Of It And A Thing Sticks In My Foot And I Just Think It's The Funniest Thing That's Ever Happened To Me.