We Don't Know Much About

There's More Of Yourself In A Book Than A Play. That's Why We Know All About Dickens And Not Much About Shakespeare. Ben Jonson Murdered People; Marlowe Was A Spy; Shakespeare Just Sat In The Corner And Took Notes.

The Old Middle-class Prerogative Of Being Permanently In A Most Filthy Temper.

No Brilliance Is Needed In The Law. Nothing But Common Sense, And Relatively Clean Finger Nails.

I Don't Think You Ever Feel A Success Really Because Everything Could Always Be Done Better Than You've Done It.

The Officers Of The Branch Of The Force (the Obscene Publications Squad) Have A Discouraging Club Tie, On Which A Book Is Depicted Being Cut In Half By A Larger Pair Of Scissors.