We Have No Lasting Friends,

Every Garden Presents Innumerable Fascinating Problems.

We Have Always Found The Irish A Bit Odd. They Refuse To Be English.

Indomitable In Retreat, Invincible In Advance; Insufferable In Victory.

You Were Given The Choice Between War And Dishonor. You Chose Dishonor And You Will Have War.

Our Free Trade Plan Is Quite Simple. We Say That Every [citizen] Shall Have The Right To Buy Whatever He Wants, Wherever He Wants, At His Own Good Pleasure, Without Restriction Or Discouragement From The State.