We Need Conservatives That Can

If You Hit A Midget On The Head With A Stick, He Turns Into 40 Gold Coins.

I Love The Beginning Of Magnolia, The Thing About The Dealer. That Scene Is Genius. Brilliantly Acted.

I Had A Romance Novel Inside Me, But I Paid Three Sailors To Beat It Out If Me With Steel Pipes.

You Can Be An Amateur And Have A Passion For Something, But It Takes A Long Time To Actually Become A Professional, Meaning That You Can Handle Any Situation.

I Mean, The Death In The Late Eighties And Early Nineties Really Shook Out A Lot Of Hacks. The Pond Just Sort Of Dried Up For A Lot Of Really Bad Comedians.