We Need Just Two Players

One Time In Spring Training, We Had The Hit-and-run On, And Carl Erskine Threw Me A Curve And I Struck Out Into A Double Play. I Came Back To The Bench And Casey [stengel] Said, 'next Time, Tra-la-la.' I Didn't Know What Tra-la-la Meant, But Next Time Up, I Hit A Line Drive, Right Into A Double Play. When I Sat Down, Casey Came Over And Said, 'like I Told You, Tra-la-la.'

If You Don't Have Outstanding Relief Pitching, You Might As Well Piss On The Fire And Call The Dogs.

The Only Thing Bad About Winning The Pennant Is That You Have To Manage The All-star Game The Next Year. I'd Rather Go Fishing For Three Years.

Baseball Has Been Good To Me Since I Quit Trying To Play It.

The Way We Have Been Playing, I Might Tell My Players Not To Cross The Picket Line (umpire Strike Of 1979).