We Spend The First Twelve

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.

When I Go To The Beach, My Grandchildren Try To Make Words Out Of The Veins In My Legs. That's Why I Still Take The Pill; I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

The Reason Women Don't Play Football Is Because 11 Of Them Would Never Wear The Same Outfit In Public.

[when To Have A Facelift:] If You're Tripping Over Your Neck.

When I Go To The Beauty Parlor, I Always Use The Emergency Entrance. Sometimes I Just Go For An Estimate.