We Were A Very Small

I've Had People Come Up To Me, As Home Viewers, And Tell Me They Were Screaming At The Tv, Yelling At Each Other, Yelling At The Contestants.

I've Been Chased. I've Been Pushed. I've Been Screamed At. I've Been Verbally Abused. I've Been Afraid For My Safety. But I Did It All In The Name Of Entertainment.

It's Really Not That Hard. If I Do A Tonight Show, It's Six Or Seven Minutes. If I Do A Concert, It's 90 Minutes. If I Do An Interview, That's 15 Minutes. So By The End Of The Day I've Done Three Hours Worth Of Work.

People Who Annoy People Are The Luckiest People In The World.

We Sat Down And Told Stories That Happened To Us In Our Childhood, To Our Children. They Were All Basically Based On The Truth. These Stories Were Funny And Poignant To Us. They Just Took Off. These Are All Stories From My Life.