Wealth Makes The Laws That

Facts Do Not Give Advice.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

Politicians Love Change, But Of Details Only.

The Chair As Ideas Fits Only The Bottom As Idea.

Eccentricity Gives Misfits A Way Of Fitting In.