Well, I'm Clearly Not Ugly.

Boys In Their Twenties Are A Waste Of Time. They Have Nothing To Offer Conversationally; They're Immature. I Feel Like I Have A Better Shot With Someone In His Thirties.

Ninety-eight Percent Of The Things That Come Out Of My Mouth Are Intended To Be Harmless Or Even Charming. They're Not Ever Intended To Be Offensive Or Controversial.

I Have The Libido Of A 15-year-old Boy. My Sex Drive Is So High. I'd Rather Have Sex With Brian All The Time Than Leave The House. He Doesn't Mind.

I Have No Friends And I Never Leave My House.

If You Want Your Girls To Feel Strong And Intelligent And Be Outspoken And Fight For What They Think Is Right, Then I Want To Be That Type Of Role Model.