Well, I'm Glad We Don't

I Get As Much Fun As The Next Man From Whaling The Ball As Hard As I Can And Catching It Squarely On The Button. But From Sad Experience I Learned Not To Try This In A Round That Meant Anything.

I Had Held A Notion That I Could Make A Pretty Fair Appraisal Of The Worth Of An Opponent Simply By Speaking To Him On The First Tee And Taking A Good Measuring Look Into His Eyes.

I Always Like To See A Person Stand Up To A Golf Ball As Though He Were Perfectly At Home In Its Presence.

Bobby Jonesconsidered Objectively, It Is Quite Obviously A Very Simple Matter To Propel A Ball With A Stick Across Some Specially Prepared Ground And Into A Hole Which Is Of Sufficient Size To Accomodate It By A Good Margin. Simple That Is, Provided There Is No Limit Upon The Time Or The Number Of Strokes Required.

Bad Putting Is Due More To The Effect The Green Has Upon The Player Than It Has Upon The Action Of The Ball.