Well, I'm Not Afraid To

Being With Friends Felt Like A Burden. I Remember Just Sobbing.

Traditionally, I Have No Right To Talk About Race. I'm White; I Didn't Grow Up In An All-black Neighborhood. But The License I See For Myself Is I'm A Member Of The World.

I'll Tell You Why We Make Fun Of Midgets: We're Not Afraid Of Them.

All Comics Want To Be Musicians. There's A Part Of Me That Wants To Be A Serious Musician. I Love Songs About Heartache And Heartbreak.

When God Gives You Aids - And God Does Give You Aids, By The Way - Make Lemonaids.