Well, Sometimes We Do Actually

Your Blessing In Life Is When You Find The Torture You're Comfortable With.

I Love The Day Date. No Wine, No Shower.

The Big Advantage Of A Book Is That It's Very Easy To Rewind. Close It And You're Right Back At The Beginning.

There's No Way That Moving In With Your Parents Is A Sign That Your Life Is On Track.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Get That One Candle On The Cake. It's Like, 'see If You Can Blow This Out.'