Well, To Aspiring Writers, I

The One Thing I Have Found About Hollywood Is It's A Town Full Of People Who Believe In Themselves, Often To A Degree Where They're What You Would Call "delusional."

Of Course, The Strippers Also Take Pains Not To Appear Too Innocent, Valorous, Or Bookishly Inclined. (in Direct Opposition To The Swayze Mandate Of 1987, Everybody Puts Baby In A Goddamn Corner.)

I Don't Think Coolness Used To Be Such A Commodity Among Adults. And Now It Is.

I Know White Clothing Is Supposed To Enhance That Summer Glow, But Writers Don't Tan.

Juno Macguff: I Was Out Handling Things Way Beyond My Maturity Level.