Well, Trouble's My Middle Name.

Death Is An Acquired Trait.

My Ex-wife Was A Philosophy Major At Nyu. Yeah, She And I Used To Have Deep Philosophical Discussions Where She Would Prove That I Didn't Exist.

He's A Politician. That's A Notch Below Child Molester.

I Think I've Gotten Technically Better Over The Years But You'd Have To Be A Fool Not To. I've Made So Many Movies That By Sheer Quantity You Get Better At The Technique.

Is Sex Dirty? Only When It's Being Done Right.