We're All Self-made Men, But

A Never-failing Way To Get Rid Of A Fellow Is To Tell Him Something For His Own Good.

Peace Has Its Victories No Less Than War, But It Doesn't Have As Many Monuments To Unveil.

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.

All I Kin Git Out O' The Wickersham Position On Prohibition Is That The Distinguished Jurist Seems To Feel That If We'd Let 'em Have It The Problem O' Keepin' 'em From Gitten;' It Would Be Greatly Simplified

Some Folks Can Look So Busy Doing Nothing That They Seem Indispensable.