We're Americans! Do You Know

Harold Ramis And I Together Did The ‘national Lampoon Show’ Off Broadway, ‘meatballs,’ ‘stripes,’ ‘caddyshack,’ ‘ghostbusters’ And ‘groundhog Day.’ He Earned His Keep On This Planet. God Bless Him.

People Say I'm Difficult And Sometimes That's A Badge Of Honour.

I’ve Killed Myself So Many Times, I Don’t Even Exist Anymore.

I Kinda Like This Jay-z Thing, Where He’s Retired, But He Keeps Doing Shows. I Think I Beat Him To That. If You Say You’re Retired, People Don’t Bother You So Much, And Then If You Want To Do Something, You Can Do It.

Half Of The People In This Room Are More Dressed Up Than On Any Other Day In The Year, And The Other Half Are More Dressed Down.