We're Not Arrogant, We Just

It's The First Time I'm Going To Be On My Own This Christmas And I'm Really Looking Forward To Not Having Any Cards Or Decorations Up. So I'll Be In London, Sit On My Couch, Arms Folded, Curtains Drawn, Having A Drink.

Solo Artists Are Generally Totally Insane. Elton John? Slightly Eccentric. George Michael? He's Mad As Custard.

Kylie Minogue Is Just A Demonic Little Idiot As Far As I'm Concerned. She Gets Cool Dance Producers To Work With Her For Some Bizarre Reason, I Don't Know Why. She Doesn't Even Have A Good Name. It's A Stupid Name, Kylie, I Just Don't Get It.

Traditionally Speaking, The Three Biggest Twats In Any Band Are The Singer, The Keyboardist And The Drummer. I Don't Need To Say Anything Else.

I Love The Satisfaction Of Living In A World On A Wednesday Where A Song Didn't Exist That You're Going To Create On A Thursday That's Going To Change Somebody's Life, Possibly, You're Creating That From Nothing.