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Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

Not That They Were That Anxious To See Ronnie As President; They Were Afraid If He Didn't Get Elected, He'd Go Back To Acting.

If I Have To Lay An Egg For My Country, I'll Do It.

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.