We've Invented Most Of The

A Block Of Blood Should Not Have The Word "cake" After It...they Might As Well Say "shite Gateau

Me Mum Used To Always Have The Radio On - Even Now She Has It On In Every Room. Me Girlfriend Sort Of Blames That Reason For Me Not Doing That Well At School - Constant Noise, Really.

She Gave Me The Jabs And Said I Was Covered For Every Worst-case Scenario, Including Being Bitten By A Dirty Chimp. I Told Her This Is Why We Have Over-population Problems. Why Are Idiots Who Annoy Dirty Chimps Being Protected?

If You Live In A Glass House, Don't Be Chucking Stuff About.

The Only Reason You Don't Go On Holiday, Is 'cause You Have To Spend Money.