Whack 'em, Stack 'em And

Animals Have Rights, To Be Smothered With Garlic And Butter!

Practice, Practice, Practice. Practice Until You Get A Guitar Welt On Your Chest...if It Makes You Feel Good, Don't Stop Until You See The Blood From Your Fingers. Then You'll Know You're On To Something!

If You Want To Get A Sensual Thunderbolt Then You Have Got To Be Cocked, Locked And Ready To Rock, Doc. I Find That Whole Milk And Lots Of Vitamin D Help.

To Show You How Radical I Am, I Want Carjackers Dead. I Want Rapists Dead. I Want Burglars Dead. I Want Child Molesters Dead. I Want The Bad Guys Dead. No Court Case. No Parole. No Early Release. I Want 'em Dead. Get A Gun And When They Attack You, Shoot 'em.

Like The Average American That I Hang Out With, And Like My Father Before Me, I Raised All My Children To Respect Tools And Use Them Wisely And Safely.