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I Have Just Been All Round The World And Have Formed A Very Poor Opinion Of It.

There Are Two Golden Rules For An Orchestra: Start Together And Finish Together. The Public Doesn't Give A Damn What Goes On In Between.

The Function Of Music Is To Release Us From The Tyranny Of Conscious Thought.

When Asked Whether He Minded If Someone Smoked In A Non-smoking Compartment. Certainly Not If You Don't Object If I'm Sick.

A Musicologist Is A Man Who Can Read Music But Cannot Hear It.