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I Always Try To Avoid Anything That Has To Do With My Life.

I Was The Class Podiatrist. I Never Made It To Class Clown. I Wasn't Funny Enough. I Would Examine Feet And Prescribe And Ointment. It Was A Sad Childhood.

Every Time Something Pops In My Head, I Think Twice About It And I Do It Anyway.

I Was Talking To Jesus, And I Said, Jesus, I Feel Like No One Will Ever Accept Me. And Jesus Looked At Me And Said, You Know What My Theory Is? Accept Me Or Go To Hell.

I Predict One Of These Two Teams Will Win The Super Bowl.