What Happened To Your Hair,

You Know, It’s Amazing To Me The Wounds We Carry For Eternity. But What Has Fascinated Me Most These Last Few Years Is How The Right Person Can Heal Them. I Remember A Wise Man Once Said To Me That Everyone Deserves To Be Loved. Even You. (zarek)

(unsure If She Should Laugh Or Groan, Astrid Held Fast To The Tank Before Her As Zarek Pushed The Snowmachine To The Limits. It Vibrated So Badly That She Half-expected It To Disintegrate Underneath Them.) Cap’n, I Don’t Think She’ll Hold. The Warp Engines Can’t Take Any More. It’s Going To Blow Apart. (astrid)

Someone Else Has To Be Disseminating It. (mark) Dis-a What? (nick) Disseminating. It Means Distributing It. (mark) Then Why Didn’t You Say That? (nick) Remind Me To Get Him A Word-of-the-day Calendar. (mark)

Man, First I’m Shot, Now I’m Going To Be A Friggin’ Zombie. At This Rate, I’ll Never Live To Have My First Date Or A Driver’s License. Ah, Gah! I’ve Come Too Far To Die A Predestrian Virgin. Bubba, You Can’t Let Me Die…i Only Have Seventeen More Months And Three Days To My Sixteenth Birthday! (nick)

Oh, Good Grief! I’ve Never Had A Man Pick Me Up Before And Not Grunt Like He’s Dying. I’m In Heaven. Marry Me, Ash, Please! (pam) I Would Say Yes, But I Come With More Baggage Than Even Samsonite Can Cover. (acheron)