What If I Couldn't Read?

I Have A Couple Of 'doing Caps' In My Wallet. That's What I Call Condoms.

I'm Kind Of Obsessed With Food. I Like To Eat.

I Was Surprised To Learn That Research Showed Arranged Couples Tended To Be Happier In The Long Run.

When I Tour, It's Like, Well, Like A Food Tour As Much As A Comedy Tour. I Try To Eat At All The Weird Places, The Obscure Barbecue Joints, Burger Places. There Are A Few Spots In L.a. That I'm Obsessed With - One Of Them Is The Taco Zone Taco Truck On Alvarado. There Are Secret Off-menu Items That Are Amazing.

Come Cook Food With Me And Do Nothing.