What If I Couldn't Read?

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Everyone's First Thought Is "these Women Are Going To Take Advantage Of You" Or "someone's Only Going To Date You Because You're Famous." That Stuff's Not Really An Issue Because That's Super-easy To See Through.

If You Look Up Feminist In The Dictionary, It Just Means Someone Who Believes Men And Women Have Equal Rights.

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I Have Never Taken The High Road, But I Tell Other People To 'cause Then There's More Room For Me On The Low Road.