What Is Best For People

And As To The Cares, They Are Chiefly What Attend The Bringing Up Of Children; And I Would Ask Any Man Who Has Experienced It, If They Are Not The Most Delightful Cares In The World; And If From That Particular Alone, He Does Not Find The Bliss Of A Double State Much Greater, Instead Of Being Less Than He Expected.

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.

On Second Thought, It's A Good Thing Love Is Blind Otherwise It Would See Too Much.

Fatigue Is The Best Pillow.

Drink Does Not Drown Care, But Waters It, And Makes It Grow Faster.