What Is The World Coming

I Was Never Good At Sports. I Was Never Good At Exams, Because They Didn't Understand Dyslexia.

The Most Unbelievable Thing About My Behaviour Is That I Was Convinced It Was Entirely F**king Normal.

I Hated School. Hated It.

I'm A Nice Guy, You Know. It's Hard Work To Be An Asshole.

Every Shopaholic Needs An Accomplice.