What Science Can There Be

Is There Anything Men Take More Pains About Than To Render Themselves Unhappy?

Here's To Our Beloved George Washington, The Joshua Of America, Who Commanded The Sun And The Moon To Stand Still - And They Obeyed.

When In Doubt, Don't.

If You'd Lose A Troublesome Visitor, Lend Him Money.

What Is Without Us Has No Connection With Happiness, Only So Far As The Preservation Of Our Lives And Health Depends Upon It. . . . Happiness Springs Immediately From The Mind.