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A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

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A Politician Is A Man Who Will Double Cross That Bridge When He Comes To It.

Marriage Is A Triumph Of Habit Over Hate.