What We Call Education And

If All The Economists Were Laid End To End, They'd Never Reach A Conclusion.

My Father Must Have Had Some Elementary Education For He Could Read And Write And Keep Accounts Inaccurately

The Secret To Success Is To Offend The Greatest Number Of People.

The Truth Sticks In Our Throats With All The Sauces It Is Served With: It Will Never Go Down Until We Take It Without Any Sauce At All.

There Have Been Summits Of Civilization At Which Heretics Like Socrates , Who Was Killed Because He Was Wiser Than His Neighbors, Have Not Been Tortured, But Ordered To Kill Themselves In The Most Painless Manner Known To Their Judges. But From That Summit There Was A Speedy Relapse Into Our Present Savagery.