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If An Article Is Attractive, Or Useful, Or Inexpensive, They'll Stop Making It Tomorrow; If It's All Three, They Stopped Making It Yesterday.

A Woman Telling Her True Age Is Like A Buyer Confiding His Final Price To An Armenian Rug Dealer.

Revenge Leads To An Empty Fullness, Like Eating Dirt.

The Neurotic Always Wishes People Would Let Him Alone - Until They Do.

Your Children Tell You Casually Years Later What It Would Have Killed You With Worry To Know At The Time.