What You Come To Discover

Charlie Sheen Has The Potential To Cause Your Soul To Weep And Forfeit

There's A Lot Of Stuff I Want To Do, Just Things That I Want To Explore That Don't Involve Show Business. I'm Going To Become A Television Critic. Can You Imagine? But I Would Even Consider Becoming A Baseball Scout. Traveling Around The Heartland Looking For The Next World-beating Phenom.

I Am On A Drug. It's Called Charlie Sheen.

I'm Still Alive, Which Is Pretty Cool.

I Was Born Dead. Yeah, The Umbilical Cord Was Like, Floppy Baby, The Whole Thing. Yeah, It Was Bad.