Whatever You Do, Don't Do

Whatever You Do, Don't Smoke.

So It Shall Be Written. So It Shall Be Done.

I Am Just A Nice, Clean-cut Mongolian Boy.

When I Am Dead And Buried, On My Tombstone I Would Like To Have It Written, 'i Have Arrived.' Because When You Feel That You Have Arrived, You Are Dead.

Girls Have An Unfair Advantage Over Men: If They Can't Get What They Want By Being Smart, They Can Get It By Being Dumb.