What's At The End Of

I Don't Approve Of The John Waynes And The Gary Coopers Saying "shucks, I Ain't No Actor - I'm Just A Bridge Builder Or A Gas Station Attendant." If They Aren't Actors, What The Hell Are They Getting Paid For? I Have Respect For My Profession. I Worked Hard At It.

[on The House Un-american Activities Committee] They'll Nail Anyone Who Ever Scratched His Ass During The National Anthem.

I Let My Drinking Do The Talking.

There Are Certain Sections Of New York, Major, That I Wouldn't Advise You To Try To Invade.

The Problem With This World Is, Everyone In It Is 3 Drinks Behind.