What's Cool About Twitter Is

I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I Walk Into A Room, It's Like, Ok, He's In There.

I've Never Done Online Dating.

With Stand-up, It's More Interesting To Hear About People's Failures Than Their Successes.

My Dad Grew Up Basically In A Hut In Taiwan Without Enough Food To Eat. And Within One Generation His Son In America Gets To Do A Comedy Show About Whatever He Wants.

Most Single People I Know, Myself Included, Have A Difficult Time Even Meeting Up With The People They Like, Be It Busy Schedules, Texting Games, Or Whatever.