What's Scary In Life Is

Go Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Life Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something May Be Gaining On You.

If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts.

Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up The Blood.

One Time I Snuck A Ball On With Me And When I Went To Winding Up, I Threw One Of Them Balls To First And One To Second. I Was So Smooth I Picked Off Both Runners And Fanned The Batter Without That Ump Or The Other Team Even Knowing It.

No Man Can Avoid Being Born Average, But No Man Has To Stay Average.