When A Batter Swings And

Go Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Life Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something May Be Gaining On You.

Avoid Fried Meats Which Angry Up The Blood. If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts. Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move. Go Very Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Ramble Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining On You.

The Crawfords Played Everywhere, In Every Ballpark. And We Won, Won Like We Invented The Game.

The Only Change Is That Baseball Has Turned Paige From A Second Class Citizen To A Second Class Immortal.

I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe In Training By Rising Gently Up And Down From The Bench.