When A Guy Tells Me

I've Dealt With A Few Method Actors, And I Don't Know If Should Say This, But I Think It's A Bunch Of Nonsense. I Think It's Film Acting And You Just Have To Be On When The Camera Is Rolling.

I'd Like It If People Thought I Was Jewish Looking.

I Think That's The Real Shame: We Spent The Last 48 Hours Talking About These Disgusting, Disgusting Comments And Disgusting Behavior Instead Of Talking About Hurricane Relief Or What's Going On In Flint, Michigan. It's Just Appalling To Have To Be Dealing With Such Nonsense And Such Disgusting, You Know, Criminal Speech.

When I Was In Nursery School, The Teachers Asked Me, Y'know, 'what Does Your Dad Do For A Living?' So I Said 'he Helps Women Get Pregnant!' They Called My Mom And They Were Like, 'what Exactly Does Your Husband Do?'

I'm Really Good At Mini-golf. You Know, Maybe Not Big Person Golf, But Little Person Golf.