When A Person Begins To

The Lord Gave Us Two Ends - One To Sit On And The Other To Think With. Success Depends On Which One We Use The Most.

You Need That Guy Like A Giraffe Needs Strep Throat.

One Out Of Four People In This Country Is Mentally Unbalanced. Think Of Your Three Closest Friends; If They Seem Ok, Then You're The One.

A Husband Is A Man Who Wishes He Had As Much Fun When He Goes On Business Trips As His Wife Thinks He Does.

Make Somebody Happy Today, And Mind Your Own Business