When Alexander The Great Addressed

Ability In Man Is An Apt Good, If It Be Applied To Good Ends.

If Only It Was As Easy To Banish Hunger By Rubbing The Belly As It Is To Masturbate.

Those Who Have Virtue Always In Their Mouths, And Neglect It In Practice, Are Like A Harp, Which Emits A Sound Pleasing To Others, While Itself Is Insensible Of The Music.

I Am Looking For A Human.

I Pissed On The Man Who Called Me A Dog. Why Was He So Surprised?