When Children Reach The Age

One Son Appears In Stereo - A Transistor In One Ear And The Phone In The Other.

Authorities Say Brain Cells May Shrink, But They Don't Necessarily Die. Frankly, I Am Cheered By The Fact That Something Is Shrinking. I'd Be Even More Thrilled If What Was Shrinking Affected My Dress Size, But You Can't Have Everything.

Never Order Food In Excess Of Your Body Weight.

A Small Waist Makes You Tire Easily.

Men Who Have A Thirty-six-tele Vised-football- Games-a- Week-habit Should Be Declared Legally Dead And Their Estates Probated.