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Here's To Alcohol: The Cause Of, And Answer To, All Of Life's Problems.

Aren't We Forgeting The True Meaning Of Christmas? You Know, The Birth Of Santa.

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On 'the Simpsons,' I Will Say That We Definitely Like To Comment On What's Going On In The World, And We Try To Be Funny. If We Can Figure Out A Way Of Being Funny About It, Then We've Gone Part Of The Way Of Accomplishing Our Task.