When Four Or More Men

My Husband And I Are Either Going To Buy A Dog Or Have A Child. We Can't Decide Whether To Ruin Our Carpet Or Ruin Our Lives.

I'll Never Understand Why People Go To Movie Theaters To Have Conversations. Going To The Movies To Talk Is Like Going To A Restaurant To Cook. The Idea Is That You Have Paid Your Money To Have Someone Do Something Better Than You Can Do It Yourself.

My Mother Is Such A Lousy Cook That Thanksgiving At Her House Is A Time Of Sorrow.

Thirty, I Really Like You But I Still Have To See Other People.

Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They Don't Even Live Like People. They Live Like Bears With Furniture.