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I'm Not A Ice Cream, I'm A Human Being

I Wanted To Kill Her And Make Her Eat Her Fringe. And Her Knickers.

As I Have Often Said, She Has Two Styles Of Acting: With Or Without The Beard.

There He Is, Tall, Tanned, Italian, Sophisticated. So What Do You Do?" I Said, "er, Leap On Him And Snog Him Within An Inch Of His Life? Taking Care Not To Strangle Myself On His False Beard, Or Disturb His Banana.

He Had Everything A Dream Boy Should Have. Back, Front, Sides, Everything. A Head.