When Has Stand-up Comedy Been

Every Generation Has Someone Who Steps Outside The Norm And Offers A Voice For The Unspeakable Attitudes Of That Time. I Represent Everything That's Supposed To Be Wrong, Everything That's Forbidden.

I Guess My Main Influences Are Jesus, Rock N Roll And Ex-wives. In That Order.

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.

Lick The Alphabet. It Makes You Appear Creative, It's An Easy Diagram To Remember, It's Like "aaaaa.... Beeeee.... Ceeee.

I Started Saying Things In Church That Didn't Meet With A Lot Of Approval - Like 'jesus Isn't Coming Back.' They Started Throwing Bibles.