When I Am At Rodeo

If I Had A Bookstore I Would Make All The Mystery Novels Hard To Find.

Reality Is A Concept That Depends Largely Upon Where You Point Your Face.

I Like Birthdays. Every Time Someone Is Born, That's Just Like Bringing More Cake Into The World.

I Wanna See A Snake Eat Spaghetti.

Sometimes, When Something Really Great Happens To Me, I Like To Wait Two Weeks Before I Tell Anyone About It, Because I Like To Use The Word 'fortnight'.