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How On Earth Could That Be Done? If You Try To Laugh And Say 'no' At The Same Time, It Sounds Like Neighing - Yet People Are Perpetually Doing It In Novels. If They Did It In Real Life They Would Be Locked Up.

If Antiquity Be The Only Test Of Nobility, Then Cheese Is A Very Noble Thing ... The Lineage Of Cheese Is Demonstrably Beyond All Record.

How Slow The Shadow Creeps: But When 'tis Past How Fast The Shadows Fall. How Fast! How Fast!

For Every Time She Shouted "fire!" They Only Answered "little Liar!" And Therefore When Her Aunt Returned, Matilda, And The House, Were Burned.

Wherever The Catholic Sun Doth Shine, There’s Always Laughter And Good Red Wine. At Least I’ve Always Found It So. Benedicamus Domino!